Dabloon

An extremely rare currency to collect; it comes in the form of a sweet tender smooch

Friend 1: OMG! Last night I lost a bet and now I owe 26 dabloons

Friend 2: How!!!! You’re gonna need some good chapstick

by Stranger21 September 25, 2023

Dabloon

When you go to give your mom a kiss goodbye and accidentally slip her the tongue.

Once when Joe was 13, he went to give his mother an innocent kiss goodbye and accidentally slipped her the tongue. He totally dabloon’d her.

by ToiletSoldiers December 19, 2020

Dabloon

When you accidentally slip your mother the tongue when you go to kiss her goodbye.

Once when Joe was 13, he went to give his mother an innocent kiss goodbye and accidentally slipped he the tongue. Totally Dabloon’d her. Coincidentally, it was his first real kiss.

by ToiletSoldiers December 19, 2020

Dabloons

A trend starting with a cat holding its paw up with the caption "four dabloons" after a little while it made it to tiktok and it started a trend, later they made an economy that crashed within days.

"yo man how many dabloons you got?, I got 423" "oh I'm a multibillionaire with dabloons."

by theylluvveli November 28, 2022

dablooned

1
To be struck in the back of the head with a bag of treasure/loot(aka bag of money, gold coins, or other treasure/loot like items)

2
To be bamboozled/conned out of treasure/loot items.

1
That bloke dablooned me and my mates and ran off!

2
I was dablooned by some bloke named Charlie!

by Meep Branigan July 7, 2007

dabloons man

A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.

Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”

by X-phoid January 30, 2022

dabloon god

The god of the TikTok currency “dabloon” as well as its economic values, for example inflation and taxes. One of the many gods of the Dabloon universe, inside the TikTok multiverse. The dabloon god is @yesindeedsmile on tiktok

“The dabloon god is apart if the polytheistic dabloon universe.”

by DabloonPriest November 27, 2022