6 definitions by X-phoid
A symbol created by pressing SHIFT + 6 on most keyboards that is used to agree with the person above you and to show your presence without adding anything to the conversation.
by X-phoid March 3, 2023
A light blue, monopoly-obsessed man who strangely tastes like Gatorade. He has started his own currency known as dabloons, which can be used to purchase various good throughout the shop and the surrounding desert wasteland, as well as the city. His eyes are thin, seeming to always be closed and possesses and straight-line mustache. He wears a big, solid black pirate captain’s hat with “EMPLOYEE” scribbled on it, and is usually selfish and self-centered. Nonetheless, he can be a strong ally and give some good survival advice as well as how to silence children.
Person 1: “yo what can i do with this spare change”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
Person 2: “trade it with the dabloons man”
Person 1: “why tf do i need dabloons”
by X-phoid January 30, 2022
by X-phoid July 7, 2022
Daemos, a mysterious species that emerged shortly after what is known as the " Founding Daemos " appeared from the water. The main cause as to why the Founder came into existance is still unknown to this very day. They all have their own unique features, and are often times measured in meters. On average, they range from 2 meters to even 17 meters. While some are intelligent and others are braindead, they all have a sense of bloodlust and will hunt down humans.
Later, a sub-species named " Hybrids " were created after some experimentation. By injecting the DNA of a daemos into a human, the cells will become mixed. Some hybrids can remain sane and control their forms, other lose control in a matter of seconds. When hinting out their daemos power, their eye will become red with a sort of diamond like shape. They often times have up to 3 forms or less, depending on the strength of their genes.
Later, a sub-species named " Hybrids " were created after some experimentation. By injecting the DNA of a daemos into a human, the cells will become mixed. Some hybrids can remain sane and control their forms, other lose control in a matter of seconds. When hinting out their daemos power, their eye will become red with a sort of diamond like shape. They often times have up to 3 forms or less, depending on the strength of their genes.
Person 1: “bro look at that 14 meter”
Person 2: “you talking about a cock”
Person 1: “no, that daemos over there you horny fuck” *get crushed by its foot*
Person 2: “you talking about a cock”
Person 1: “no, that daemos over there you horny fuck” *get crushed by its foot*
by X-phoid February 1, 2022
The shop is a… well… a shop in the middle of a desert known as Sandia. It resembles a 7Eleven and appears to have multiple locations. The shop and the shack located nearby outside, are safe-haven areas in the seemingly-infinite desert, floating within the Void, home of terrible creatures and the practically dictator of Sandia, the Void Dweller, although that is another story for another time. Once leaving the shop, you have an extremely-low chance to be let back in, due to only the worthy allowed back, and monsters which get progressively stronger the more you kill. There is also said to be a city somewhere far away, although no one can confirm it exists.
Entering the shop can be achieved by either entering through the front doors, universal gateway/portal/wormhole or using the high-tech Universal Claw, capable of grabbing or throwing you around the multiverse without your consent.
Although entering seems easy enough, leaving is a different story, with only 4 known ways to escape.
1. Escaping via the Void is an option, but a risky one at that; requiring you to dive in and get lucky. Most who do this die, but others also have been teleported to a random universe or the Void Dweller’s domain. If you can strike a deal with him, he will send you to where ever you wish. Most deals involve you doing life-threatening adventures or getting him strange artifacts.
Entering the shop can be achieved by either entering through the front doors, universal gateway/portal/wormhole or using the high-tech Universal Claw, capable of grabbing or throwing you around the multiverse without your consent.
Although entering seems easy enough, leaving is a different story, with only 4 known ways to escape.
1. Escaping via the Void is an option, but a risky one at that; requiring you to dive in and get lucky. Most who do this die, but others also have been teleported to a random universe or the Void Dweller’s domain. If you can strike a deal with him, he will send you to where ever you wish. Most deals involve you doing life-threatening adventures or getting him strange artifacts.
Person 1: "Hey look I think that's The Shop! We're finally safe!
Void Dweller: *Walks in.* "Did someone say safe?"
Void Dweller: *Walks in.* "Did someone say safe?"
by X-phoid March 9, 2022
2. An employee could open the door for you, but it is very risky and could lead to punishment by the Void Dweller. You could also strike a deal with him here, but he will most likely not care for you bullshit.
3. Leaving using the Universal Claw can be done, but can only be reached via an employee putting in several keypad codes, unlocking 9 different keyholes and going through two separate eye scanners just to open the door, which frankly takes forever and the employees would much rather keep you as a well-paying customer.
4. Even opening a portal inside the shop is risky, as it could lead to damage that angers the employees who don’t care too much about you and are willing to toss you out the doors and into the harsh desert beyond.
Dying inside this universe will respawn you back inside the shop, unless you are outside the shop, which has a 25 to 75 percent chance to letting you respawn. The percent changes on different days of the week. Not respawning is the equivalent of instant death.
Many different races and beings live in the shop, from elves to Daemos to literal gods. At least you won't get bored, but maybe don't cause any fights, because again, the employees don't give a fuck.
3. Leaving using the Universal Claw can be done, but can only be reached via an employee putting in several keypad codes, unlocking 9 different keyholes and going through two separate eye scanners just to open the door, which frankly takes forever and the employees would much rather keep you as a well-paying customer.
4. Even opening a portal inside the shop is risky, as it could lead to damage that angers the employees who don’t care too much about you and are willing to toss you out the doors and into the harsh desert beyond.
Dying inside this universe will respawn you back inside the shop, unless you are outside the shop, which has a 25 to 75 percent chance to letting you respawn. The percent changes on different days of the week. Not respawning is the equivalent of instant death.
Many different races and beings live in the shop, from elves to Daemos to literal gods. At least you won't get bored, but maybe don't cause any fights, because again, the employees don't give a fuck.
Employee: "Come to The Shop, where fun times are always around the corner!"
Person 1: *Being consumed by the Void Dweller Outside*
Person 1: *Being consumed by the Void Dweller Outside*
by X-phoid March 9, 2022