Idiot:"Yo yo!
Throw some D's on the bitch!"
Me: "No thanks, I'm actually
intelligent and do not need tasteless crap ruining the look of my Cadillac."
Idiot:"No man, das why! Throw D's on the Cad!"
Me: "You do realize the only reason people like you say 'Cad' and 'Caddy' is that you most likely can't spell 'Cadillac', right?"
Idiot:"....."