a menopausal religious balding old bitch who occasionally beats the innocent humor-seeking fifteen year old. normally a sunken eyed-looking goblin/gollum. the fugly bitch teacher who annoyed you in high school, fond user of cocaine/ rogaine for men, to disguise herself.
by gordonTheWarlock69 February 6, 2010
horny perv #1: i'd like to eat that girl's cueball
horny perv #2: ya man, im gettin a tingly feelin in my pants just thinkin about it...
horny perv #2: ya man, im gettin a tingly feelin in my pants just thinkin about it...
by jon1223 December 14, 2006
by Jeffyy November 2, 2007
A sexual act wherein a gentleman receives oral sex from a lady, whilst he is standing and she is kneeling before him. Throughout the act of fellatio, the gentleman shaves the hair off the head of the lady (electric clippers preferred, but not mandatory) until she is bald. When reaching climax, the gentleman then ejaculates onto the head of the lady, in as even a distribution as possible.
"You know that girl from accounting that's been wearing a hat all week? She doesn't have cancer, dude. I just gave her a Devil's Cueball last weekend."
by TankChronic February 22, 2023
by elmo_ 07 July 11, 2008
Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.
by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021