croach

someone of complete coaching power, they are the best coach there is

"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"

"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"

by CROACH April 03, 2009

croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

by jj January 21, 2005

Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.

"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"

by Rachel nok November 23, 2021

CROACH SNIFFER

A person who looks up a girl's skirt. She is a bitch ass! CUNT! when they are jealous of their hollister ass.

You looked up my skirt bitch?!?!? You are a CROACH SNIFFER!!
WHy don't I accidentally kick your face in you dyke ass bitch!!!!
You fuck with me I'll fuck you harder

by Carley Honeycuttt June 09, 2009

Croaches

Crystal roaches. This occurs when a large amount of roaches is busted in a coffee grinder(bud buster). The crystals of the roach stick to the walls of the buster, like crystals off weed. The croach is then scrapped off the buster and rolled or smoked in a pipe/bong.

- Man croaches fuck me up
- Yo was buster a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.

by Shawn Maglicic April 25, 2006

Croach

Croach is the act of something being exasperating, suspicious, or exciting. Can also be used as croaching.

What the croach? You are not croaching right now.

by CrotchHog2009 November 26, 2024