The greatest footballer player of all time, most commonly known as CR7 because he wears the number 7 shirt. The Portugese left wingere plays for Real Madrid the Spanish football club. About 31 years old and he still performs very well. He can be a bit of a crybaby sometimes and he is very arrogant but overall he is very good. And he has finally beaten the Argentinian right winger Lionel Messi in being the BEST PLAYER EVER!!!!
Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, I think it is, he shoots AND HE SCORES!! What a goal from the Portuges legend Ronaldo
by 442oonsFan February 13, 2017
A popular modern Portuguese explorer who has discovered a lot of small countries like Andorra, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Armenia, Azerbaijan, etc and brought them into limelight.
by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023
by Wendell_7 October 22, 2020
Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.
by Mike August 23, 2004
A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.
Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
by Sir Goat May 30, 2022
by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 2, 2021
Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.
Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
by Official Batman January 10, 2018