Crispin

A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013

Crispin

crispin is the most amazing guy you will ever find bc he so POGGERS and he means the world to me.

“bro why he packin so much”
“cuz his name crispin”

by Crispins girl April 4, 2021

Crispin

a saucy white girl from texas

Crispin is one hot momma.

by sally April 4, 2005

Crispin

The small space between a refrigerator and the wall.

Damn it! I lost my superball behind the crispin!

by Ben Lastname September 18, 2006

crispin

bad smelling cyber stalker

ooooooo he was a bit *crispin*

by pasititgirl June 2, 2003

Crispin

When someone does something really stupid they are a 'Crispin'

OR

A butters/weird/annoying person

*falls down stairs*

Friend: LOL you are such a Crispin!!!

OR

Friend: hahaha that guy in the shop was such a Crispin!

by thandiwe February 7, 2012

Crispins

Those dried up and crispy little toilet paper balls that are hanging from your girls pubic hairs, from the last time she wiped after going Pee. They dry up and become crispy. Hence the word crispin.

Upon further inspection I noticed little crispins hanging from my wife's pubes. I knew that it might not be safe to go down there without her taking a shower first.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 1, 2014