cratting

chatting while taking a poop.

I just ate some taco bell so I'm cratting to you on the phone.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

'Crat

'Crat is a vulgar contraction of the word democrat indicating a vulgar contraction of a once great American Political Party that has been perverted into an organization of corrupt power mongers.

The 'crat public option for health care is a huge Ponzi scheme designed to rip off the public.

by realdealjeff October 6, 2009

crat

Stemming from the word bureaucrat; a person who is obsessed with processes, titles and is all around inefficient. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Joe: Dude, Carey just asked me to copy her on all of my emails to the client.
Mark: What a crat!

Jim: Kasey sent back a million revisions to my powerpoint. This is the third time she's reviewed it!
Terrell: You just got cratted on real bad.

by Ashy009 March 4, 2011

Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat

Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.

by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020

crat e

crat e is a delectable treat that can be acquired at a gold star chili's near you.

"hey do you wanna go try a crat e?"
"yes I would love to try a crat e"

by Williamson Von Crustanbeard August 1, 2020

Lame-o-crats

Another fun nickname for a Democrat or a Liberal. This derives from the fact that many of them say stupid things without being able to back them up, and usually not thinking before they speak. They tend to stand up for stupid, pointless causes, such as gay marriage.

The lame-o-crats just can't seem to win an election.

by Republican Warrior May 15, 2005

f-o-crat

A politician in the democratic party who does an awful job.

"Bob Casey won't support pro-environment legislation. What an f-o-crat!"

by justkindachillin April 3, 2009