A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 July 11, 2008
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Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
by lauren149 July 14, 2009
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A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.
Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.
by Beeanie October 25, 2010
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A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.
"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"
by Lee Kino January 4, 2008
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A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.
Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"
by Flossua March 21, 2009
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Someone who is an arras.io addict.
Guy 1: Bro that guy's such a crank.

Guy 2: That Fax.
by aayushaayush6969 April 18, 2022
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