Something your annoying friends say to you and your girlfriend everytime either one of you is mentioned in a conversation by the other
Wow that was such a Crain moment, ROTATION ROTATION!
by The Fumbling Banker November 26, 2019
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A messageboard thread in which a band's fans invade a messageboard in an attempt to defend their band from criticism poured on it by other users of the website.
Originates from a 'Craine' posting on Drowned in Sound website.
The 'Craine Train' has led to other phrases being made involving rhyming band names with methods of transport eg. 'We Could Be Giants Robin Reliants' or the 'urbnri Hyundai'.
'This is such a Craine Train'
'Remember the Craine Train?'
by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008
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The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.
Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'
by premature E August 13, 2013
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To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown
"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."
by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005
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A very sexy women with a nice rack, sexy camel toe, and very sexy ass
Lydia Crain is a very sexy women with all the perfect assets for a good time
by Thegogether February 28, 2017
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To have sex with someone in a public (usually crowded) place, such as a cloak room or toilet.

The statement of "Denny Craine!" will be enough for your mates to know that you have departed momentarily for a sexual excursion...
"dude where were you!?"
"Denny Craine!"
*high-5's all round*
by Gerard November 12, 2007
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