3 definitions by HortonSeesAPoo
When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.
Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!
by HortonSeesAPoo June 3, 2018
Shortened acronym for the words “stupid Fucking cunt”. Sometimes you gotta call a stupid fucking cunt a stupid fucking cunt without calling them a stupid fucking cunt out loud. Can be used for a guy or a gal and is very useful in a business setting when you need to hold down the fire and furious anger that is boiling up inside of your soul.
Everything was cool til that sFc cut me off in traffic this morning. Now this cop is all up in my business for nothing.
by HortonSeesAPoo August 6, 2019
The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018