3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.
by gray February 23, 2003
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A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.
Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager!
Cottager: COYW! Let’s ave it! Come on fellow cottagers !
by DJ Steves November 29, 2019
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British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
by Ralfy Boy January 25, 2006
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A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.
‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 19, 2023
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
by greeef April 24, 2003
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A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.

Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"

"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
by ............. January 1, 2005
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