Size 9

when a bitch is pissing you off you kick her in the cunt with your size 9 shoe

John - Man this bitch was pissing me off
Matt - You should of given her the ol size 9

by Jezza88 August 19, 2008

size 9'd

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

by The Evil Steve August 5, 2005