cornfielding

Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been abducted by aliens, or recovering from a night spent as a werewolf.

"I made friends with a bottle last night, then went cornfielding."

by Cody Duncan May 21, 2007

Cornfield

noun: The area between a blond boy's legs. Often accompanied by a windmill, and a barn with two cows.

"Timmy's cornfield is looking a little shabby- it needs to be trimmed."

by hoonlives95 June 7, 2009

CornField Accuracy

A term often used to describe A streamers accuracy. (Often used in Iowa)

Dellor has CornField Accuracy
Look at the CornField Accuracy From dellor

by AllanFromDiscord November 22, 2020

wish ___ into the cornfield

To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."

Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."

by hot-sauce April 6, 2009

Cornfield bitch

A Rural or Country Girl that will sneak out of her parent's house at night to meet any willing boy in the middle of the closest cornfield to have sex under the cover of the foilage of corn stalks.

I got me some last night from that cornfield bitch that lives down by Oldman Baker's Farm.

by Frags April 3, 2007

Adam Cornfield

A god amongst men, his physique literally shatters other men's puny brains. He doesn't believe in Snapchat.

Ollie: That guy is such an Adam Cornfield

by Adam cornfield January 20, 2020

Cornfield Cassanova

A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.

Watch out for Leland, i hear he's a real cornfield cassanova!

by eriks1971 July 15, 2011