5 definitions by eriks1971
Craven Morehead could tell by her pickle lips that he had chosen a hood rat of uncommon oral prowess.
by eriks1971 November 10, 2009
by eriks1971 November 10, 2009
Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!
by eriks1971 December 7, 2016
The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.
I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.
by eriks1971 March 5, 2010
A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.
by eriks1971 July 15, 2011