I was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my jizz... so i wined up corking it. It hurt.
by spank mehard January 7, 2011
A proper phrase to say when indicating that a wine is defected would be "pardon me, I do believe this wine is flawed". However, a slang phrase of a similar meaning would be "yo, this shit is corked!"
by Luis246 October 12, 2005
Bottled wine contaminated with TCA (2,4,6-Trichloroanisole). Wine contaminated with TCA has a very specific moldy smell which can overpower the wine's usual aroma. Most commonly, TCA is produced when naturally occurring fungi come in to contact with not so naturally occurring chlorophenols in the cork used to bottle the wine.
The Cork Oak tree may have ingested the chlorophenols and stuffed them in its bark, or they can get in when the finished cork is sterilized with bleach.
The Cork Oak tree may have ingested the chlorophenols and stuffed them in its bark, or they can get in when the finished cork is sterilized with bleach.
by Hal Mounce July 23, 2009
by alex July 16, 2004
When you have to shit so bad but its not the right time so you have to clench your butt tight like its a cork in a wine bottle.
by BellyRing March 30, 2016
When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.
by misstakenfor December 2, 2019
Co. Cork the biggest County in Ireland. It is in the provence of Munster. People from this county are known to be arrogant and cocky. Indeed they have reason to be. A beautiful county steeped in history, both political and sporting. The great Michael Collins who fought and won independance for 26 of the 32 counties of Ireland came from Cork. Cork also have won 30 All-Ireland titles in the Irish sport of Hurling and add to that 6 in Gaelic Football. Cork only second to Co. Galway in beauty and greatness.
by Brendan77 May 13, 2006