off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.

A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.

off the commercials by AssMucus April 12, 2017

anti-drug commercials 

Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.

Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.

Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.

anti-drug commercials by Arm January 10, 2005

Carl's Jr commercials 

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

Carl's Jr commercials by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

anti-drug commercials 

These are more offensive than Howard Stern's bull crap is.

Language and violence on tv = harmless

Girls Gone Wild commercials showing horny little naked bitches lezzing out and which air during Scooby Doo are fuckin offensive!

anti-drug commercials by eat my poop May 5, 2004

perfume commercials 

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

perfume commercials by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Watchin' Commercials 

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

Watchin' Commercials by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009

Olympic Commercials

A repetition of the same few annoying commercials over and over again.

Jim: Didn't I just see that Libeety Mutual commercial during the last commercial break?
Mike: Yeah, it's just one of those Olympic Commercials.

Olympic Commercials by haksaw August 4, 2012