Yo did you hear about bretton coffeys crazy ariel in rocket league?
by LeafsGlazer August 15, 2023
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The coolest man EVER! He is a medium that appears on A&E's Paranormal State and his own show, Psychic Kids. He can interact with the dead and pull information out of no where!! The man is absolutely amazing!!!
On last night's episode of Paranormal State, the team called in Chip Coffey and was a huge benefit to the case.
by Milly000 August 8, 2009
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If you meet a Kelsey Coffey then you instantly know they’re good at fortnite. A Kelsey Coffey most likely works at Starbucks or might even live their.
“who’s that girl that works at Starbucks
Oh that’s Kelsey Coffey
by lava cheetah April 2, 2018
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WEAR PANTS WITH JIZ ON THEM, WTF. LOOKS LIKE CRACK WHORE, SKINNED POTATO LOOKIN ASS
by stickynutjuice December 23, 2017
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Alysa is a girl that’s doodoo at Fortnite, has tiny pp and likes old men. They are really funny but are huge bullies.
That Alysa Coffey girl is such a bully and doodoo at Fortnite
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Sometimes referred to as coffee bean. Girls with this name are boy crazy and super horny all the time. They are super nice though and definitely should be your best friend.
Yo Ella Coffey just asked for ab pics, should I send?
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When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
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