cod

Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.

Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.

We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.

by shitisayattheoffice December 10, 2020

COD

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!

by honeythehamster November 12, 2010

codness

feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness

I have been diagnosed with severe codness

by SophTK January 15, 2021

in the cods

A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.

by Tremendous February 24, 2008

COD

Choking On Dick

My girlfriend was COD when i was playing cod.

by rrnnrrr June 23, 2010

Cod

Crap On Disk

Cod = Crap On Disk

by RichManSCTV July 4, 2012

Cod

It's a fucking fish.

I had fried cod for dinner.

by Lisa Munn August 20, 2010