a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal
Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?
by candilandi August 7, 2009
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When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick
I bet he's a good cocket launcher
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If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
by Poppaw_Steve November 6, 2010
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When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.
Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!
by Ctross719 May 17, 2018
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A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.

Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.

B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.

B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023
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A rocket that looks like a dick (i.e., Jeff Bezos's rocket)
Jeff got to ride his cocket into space.
by mpet July 24, 2021
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The phallus-shaped rocket whose brand name is Blue Origin. Owned/fully funded by Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and one of four passengers on maiden voyage.
Did you see the launch of Jeff Bezos' cocket?? It was cool how the shaft separated from the head!!.
by kerplunkety July 25, 2021
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