Cock Gobbling Ass Clown

A penis slurping moron.

That girl at the bar is a cock gobbling ass clown.

by pfsi November 24, 2009

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 16, 2022

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

gobbling cock

1. v. the act of eating dick
2. n. the male form of a cross-breed between turkey and chicken

1. That girl/guy just LOVES to gobble cock!
2. Just look at the plumage on that gobbling cock!

by Adam Novak February 24, 2009

Gobble cock

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun

Gobble cock is out having fun.

by Natbatnat99n July 5, 2023

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020