someone who is smart, tall, affectionate, and sweet. He likes to smile and can come across as funny and friendly. He’s muscular and is very determined to meet a cute girl that he can talk to. He’s someone that cares about his friends and family even if they’re not known to talk as much. He’s cock is huge and hot and makes love making a huge difference in a girl’s life. He’s athletic and strong. Loves to drink and have a good time when out then lies besides his girl when it’s time to rest. Clydes are amazing sexy and charming dudes with studded earrings.; they have sensitive feelings towards the ppl they care about; especially his girl. They amazing on going on dates and makes sex hot!
Clyde is so hot!
Clyde’s abs are so packed! :)
by Gluemeat October 26, 2020
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Very affectionate, but odd people. They rock to the rythym of their own drum, and have their own outlook on the world. Seem very simple on the outside, but are easily some of the most complex people you will ever meet. They can usually be nerdy, and can easily make friends. However, sometimes Clyde's have a dark past, and in return are better people because of it. He keeps his loved ones and friends close. Although very sweet and honest, Clyde's are some of the most dangerous people to mess with. They also love social interaction, which makes them a great friend, and an even better date. They love to snuggle :3
"Omg! I didn't realize how different Clyde is!"
"He is a very nice dude. He must be a Clyde."
by Javier Lee May 18, 2020
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Clyde is a swear word used to swear someone's whole family. It is often confused with a derived word from Scotland describing a river. It's considered as an inappropriate word/name. The word is used in English (UK) but it's also used in other languages, they may have different but similiar meanings.
You shouldn't say the word Clyde in public
by No to swearing March 10, 2018
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Another term to describe Marijuana...

-First coined in Kennett Square, PA around Christmas of 2010 by three magic individuals (known collectively as ZEJ)
"Better drive safe if Clyde's in the car!"- Individual

"Hey dude, you rolling with my man, Clyde?" - Individual #1
"Yeah he's over at my place, let's go" Individual #2
by une aventureuse November 12, 2011
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Clyde. A person who is almost impossible to understand. When in a relationship, he comes off as very controlling and possessive, which at times he may. A huge ass at times, frequent mood swings, and sometimes depression kicks in.
Elliot : "Did you see that boy? I said one thing to him and he completely took it the wrong way!"
Randy: "Must be a Clyde."
by wandering cloud March 5, 2018
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Subtle derogatory term for people with red, orange or ginger hair with reference to Clint Eastwood's pet Orangutan in the 1978 film 'Every Which Way But Loose'.

Known for their misinformed sense of self importance, in spite of their hair colour, a Clyde may believe that they are attractive. They should only be insulted when they are heavily out numbered and the exits are clearly marked and within easy reach.

If an approach cannot be avoided it should be done with caution and direct eye contact should be avoided.

It is rumored that procreation with gingers was put forward for inclusion in the Geneva Convention as a 'crime against humanity' in 1949 but despite a majority vote in favor of this progressive law people felt it was ahead of it's time.
"I though I'd go last night because she said she was bringing some hot friends but I almost had a stroke when Clyde walked in..."

"You remind me of someone famous, have you worked with Clint Eastwood?" (This insult will fly under all but the most educated radars...)

Although always prone to aggression they are borderline unapproachable during PMS or a full moon.
by Jim Bob II November 24, 2009
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Your feeling lit , boujee , confident and you give no fucks in the world .you also feel free and like no one can stop you . you look classy,hot and Tumblr
"Omg that pic is so Clyde "
"I'm feeling Clyde "
"That girl is so Clyde its literally goals"
by Litgirl July 12, 2017
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