A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.
Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.
Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.
by Cosmo March 20, 2007
The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.
Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.
by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 28, 2017
The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.
You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?
by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018
Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.
Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.
by Chief Nick January 22, 2018
(NOUN) Someone who deals in situational ethics. Someone who judges one person, place, thing, or idea by one set of criteria, but doesn't judge another person, place, thing, or idea by the same criteria. In other words, someone who does not judge everyone, everywhere, everything, and every idea by a reasonably stagnant standard.
"Stop being a clintonian."
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"
by ComicalCoconut April 27, 2023