Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?
Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.
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The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.
"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"
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A band that became popular in the 60's during the vietamwar/counter culture era and is still very popular
Lets blast some CCR from the Huey boys!
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An American country/rock band that became popular during the Vietnam War. Produced classic hits such as "Proud Mary", "Green River", "Suzie Q" and "Fortunate Son".

Could also be known as CCR, or Creedence Clearwater.

Unfortunately they split circa 1971/2, but still sometimes perform together.
CCR's "Proud Mary" has 100+ cover versions to date.
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The school where stuck up kids go after attending one of the feeder schools for their whole life. They think their school is better than any school even though every kid hates all of the teachers and other students
I go to Clearwater Central Catholic so Im probably fucking annoying and stuck up.
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A influencial southern rock band formed by John Fogerty (vocals, lead guitar), Tom Fogerty (back up vocals, rythmn guitar), Stu Cook (bassist), and Doug Clifford (drummer). They hit their peak between 1968-1971. Between those 3 years Creedence Clearwater Revival (aka CCR) recorded 6 great albums, and in 1972 recorded their 7th (and final) album as a group as a trio, without original member (and older brother of the more talented John) Tom Fogerty, who left to persue a awful solo career. They are the band with the most number two hit songs (5) without a number 1.

Albums: 1) Self-titled debut, "Creedence Clearwater Revival",
2)Bayou Country,
3)Green River,
4)Willy and The Poorboys,
5)Cosmo's Factory,
6)Pendulum (Final album with Tom)
7)Mardi Gras (aka the bad album)
Famous songs by Creedence Clearwater Revival include "Bad Moon Rising", "Proud Mary", "Down On The Corner", "Have You Ever Seen The Rain", "Up Around The Bend" and "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
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