Churd

When one is acting churdy. Or does Churdy things.

Chiquita is a churd, as is Ravi.

by Neuqua December 09, 2004

churd

a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

by bert/frank September 29, 2005

churd

a fecile dildo

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

by the POS January 26, 2003

churd

A person who walks too fast.

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.

by A guy123 November 03, 2009

churded

To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind

Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.

Dude, I'm so churded.

You have no idea.

"Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"

by Bilson-a-million November 14, 2005

churding

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.

Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

by DewMe December 04, 2004

churd

A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.

That's because you're a churd!

by Annie 37 August 16, 2006