chilk

when you fart and cum through your penis at the same time, incredibly painful

kevin and dante chilked at the same time, causing a cloud of toxic air over the english classroom

by walkingwannabe December 04, 2010

Chilking

When someone is chilling while eating chicken at the same time. Can also be used as saying "what's up" if you say "what's chilking".

Will: Hey man, you wanna come over and chilk all over the place?
Dom: Sure man, let's go chilk.

Joe: Are you guys saying choke?
Will: Dude, we're just chilking.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019

cheese chilk

the perfect combination between cheese and milk.

wow i cant wait to have some cheese chilk

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 03, 2023

Chilk

The milk products that comes from Archdale-Trinity Middle school.

The chilk today wasn't half bad.

by AtheistJesus69 December 30, 2013

Chilk

An amalgamation Chill and Milk. Registered trademark of Chilk(tm) LLC. It is a vegan nut milk drink with hemp extract infusion. Popular with urbanites.

Hey can I order a chocolate Chilk?
Here you go, your Choco Chilk is ready.

by Opaque Cypress April 19, 2021

Chilking

Injecting chocolate milk into your urethra via syringe and then ejaculating it into a male or females assholes, eating it out afterwards.

Chad : “Bro I wanna spice things up in the bedroom with my girl, what should I do?”
Brad : “Have you tried Chilking?”
Chad : “What the fuck is wrong with you”

by Stinky Toe March 04, 2024

Chilk Meister

Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.

Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.

Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019