chilk

when you fart and cum through your penis at the same time, incredibly painful

kevin and dante chilked at the same time, causing a cloud of toxic air over the english classroom

by walkingwannabe December 4, 2010

Chilking

When someone is chilling while eating chicken at the same time. Can also be used as saying "what's up" if you say "what's chilking".

Will: Hey man, you wanna come over and chilk all over the place?
Dom: Sure man, let's go chilk.

Joe: Are you guys saying choke?
Will: Dude, we're just chilking.

by Dom the Mom April 10, 2019

cheese chilk

the perfect combination between cheese and milk.

wow i cant wait to have some cheese chilk

by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

chilk

An alternative way to describe the act of “chilling”. Originated from ancient Slob language.

Slob is chilking

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

Chilk

An amalgamation Chill and Milk. Registered trademark of Chilk(tm) LLC. It is a vegan nut milk drink with hemp extract infusion. Popular with urbanites.

Hey can I order a chocolate Chilk?
Here you go, your Choco Chilk is ready.

by Opaque Cypress April 19, 2021

Chilking

Injecting chocolate milk into your urethra via syringe and then ejaculating it into a male or females assholes, eating it out afterwards.

Chad : “Bro I wanna spice things up in the bedroom with my girl, what should I do?”
Brad : “Have you tried Chilking?”
Chad : “What the fuck is wrong with you”

by Stinky Toe March 4, 2024

Chilk

Chilk is the name used when referring to milk that has spoiled due to a bacterial infestation. This is true chilk. However, the name chilk can be given to any of the following:

The vaginal discharge of the female Sunarusian porpoise.
The milk of a racoon after it has been detoxinated.

Ah, gross! It's turned into chilk, man!

by cobeyboi June 19, 2010