childo

Simple -- 1. A dildo in the shape of a chode 2. Some one you hate (Just to let everyone know, I myself invented this word at school in San Francisco during P.E.

Man, that Yishra girl is a real childo
Put the childo away, you fag!

by Dominic B. February 23, 2004

Childos

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

by J-Rutty July 28, 2011

childo

Combination of the words wordchode/word and worddildo/word. A dildo that has more girth in it's diameter than in it's length.

Disgusted, she placed the childo back on the rack, prefering a longer and narrower dildo.

by samurai June 26, 2003

childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 20, 2009

Childo

A legendary language thought up by a very brilliant, beautiful, sophisticated, talented, articulate, hansom, superior, generous person. (mr. JP)

The language consists of normal english grammar using the "CH" sound to replace the first main syllable and any important breaks on words.

Absolutely unique: the word "Childo" literally translates into "dildo"

Che Changuage chof childo

Chou chare cha chucking chetard! Chi chant chelive chat chou chould chwear chomeching cho chamn chugly chou chy charty chand chen chocede choo chit chon chy choychiend! Cho, cho chits chon chitch

by aqua dolce August 25, 2008

Childo

A dildo that is chilled to approximately -7 degrees celcius

Babe, go get my Childo out of the freezer.

by Sir_Sim April 19, 2016