Childos 

A chili dildo. Refers to a dildo dipped in chili.

"Dude, what are you eating your chili with?"
"Ran out of spoons, so I'm using a childo."
ERRYBODY- "Pass the childos!"

Childos by J-Rutty July 29, 2011

Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums

(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner

Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Childs For Humanity 

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

Childs For Humanity by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

Childs by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

childofjesus 

a youtuber who has big brain

he has such big brain hes probably childofjesus

childofjesus by GIneQuinn October 14, 2019

childesprettywife

a very pretty mutual on tiktok that simps for childe <3

" childesprettywife is so attractive "

childesprettywife by zarinaaa March 11, 2022