The code word for gay. If you work with someone who is gay or you suspect they are and you want to make a joke or just call something femme then chicken salad is your frase. The Wu Tang taught us what a chicken head is. So take a man that has commited himself to the life of a chicken head while tossing salad than you will understand the term "chicken salad"
If your friend chooses pinot grigio over budwieser; chicken salad. If someone you work with talks with a lisp and tells you how good anal was with his "ex"; chicken salad. If you find two of your male co-workers with a lemon, broomstick, pan spray, latex gloves and pictures of the employee party; chicken salad.
by jonnyp2912 July 11, 2008
Ingredients:
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
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by J Rones August 28, 2009
The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.
"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"
by Iddudes November 2, 2009
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When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.
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