by Onlylivonce July 21, 2016
"Not only is there a killer party this weekend, but our Google AdSense account just paid us $1,000 for doing nothing!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"
"Chicken and eggs and a pair of pants!"
by DougCo November 22, 2007
The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu January 20, 2016
by The one and only.. me February 16, 2021
by omzarex February 22, 2022