chair

when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.

Will you chair that taco with me?

chair by iloveyouu__x3 December 9, 2008

chair

An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.

Pull out a chair for the lady...

chair by fiddlefaddle July 2, 2006

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

chair by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Chair

Something you sit on

Hey I really want to sit on that chair

Chair by dobson1 April 2, 2007

chair

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."

chair by will305 June 15, 2009

chair

sitting device for when your legs are sad

i just fucked a chair bro

chair by ur gf's side dish May 3, 2021

chair

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.

chair by spotterchair February 7, 2010