Canaling is when you're getting a blozzer (blow job) and you eat her/his ass. Or stick a digit up. Similar to 69 but ass play heavy
Mary was on her period but we still wanted to play so we went canaling and it was amazing I cem quickly
by Shash_____ November 9, 2020
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A sissy, wus, pussy, lacking spine, no guts, femmy
He flaked again, took her to some girl flick, then shopping Saturday, wouldn't even stop for a forty--what a canal!
by John Niederbuhl April 15, 2008
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n. canale (can-AL-e)
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
examples: 1. that poor child has a pocket protector and square
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
by thegiantcantaloupe October 2, 2005
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noun; a low insult suggesting that one is lower than an asshole, hence up the alimentary canal.
You stole the last of my gage, you canal!
by johnny-boy March 28, 2005
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A sexual activity in which communists stick their dicks up each others anus.

Communist anal
Hey babe ready for some canal
All hail Soviet russia
by Communist Carl November 22, 2017
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When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
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When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
by Tall Grim April 21, 2017
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