Sexiest man alive, dick game on point. If you encounter a Calvin in a sexual situation your vagina will be destroyed. Waddling is a common side affect of a Calvin. He not only is beautiful on the outside he also has a personality of gold. Incredible humour all though sometimes inappropriate.
by Million.dollar.puthhhayyyy January 4, 2021
Calvin is someone who really cares about you. he'll be there no matter what. He's really hot and sooo cute. He's everything a girl could wish for. He's perfect in every way.
by jackiemramirez March 18, 2020
The biggest penis you'll ever see he would fuck the shit out you. The thing is so fucking big. Also he is amazing in bed he can go as long as you need he will continue to punish you until you tap out.
by Mr dr fappy March 16, 2017
A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.
X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
by Unpaid Socialite June 21, 2015
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