That time when you have to do lunges, squats, and knee lifts in your skinny jeans to prevent your pants from cutting off circulation to your legs.
"I think the dryer may have shrunk my Dickie's, I'd better do some hipster calisthenics."
by phantomg6 March 11, 2013
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The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.
Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 20, 2011
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Body-weight training commonly associated with exercises such as pull-ups, pushups, dips, planks, squats, etc.
However when someone tells you they are a cali-athlete that infers they can do things like dragon flag, human flag, planche, muscle up, etc.
Yeah I do calisthenics, handstands push-ups are my favourite!
by Mightyspunge June 25, 2022
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