Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He
Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Caden, just look how hot he is
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
Takisha: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best
by HotMan420$$ March 10, 2016
A Funny & Hot boy who loves to pen tap all the time in class. Everyone likes to have him as a friend, and is friends with the popular kids. He is kind, and is athletic! c;
Caden is so funny!
by Anonymous Jane doe May 19, 2017
by Giobruh August 27, 2019
the type of guy where you have to get to know them to like them, but when you meet him you love him. he's such a genuine person. he feels so deeply but doesn't show it. he gets really nervous sometimes and always speaks his mind. if he doesn't like you, you'll know. he's so funny. his smile lights up the room. its so beautifully unique and its one you won't forget. he's someone that you can be yourself around and don't have to fear his judgement.
by cheeseater69 May 29, 2019
Caden is one of the most amazing people you could ever meet. Hes the sweetest guy ever and loves playing games online with his homies. Hes always truthful and kind, hes very sarcastic sometimes and makes alot of gay jokes, but always in good fun. He has a dark sense of humor but he is very serious about being kind to others. He doesnt think hes nice when hes one of the most nicest guys you'll ever meet. He gets flirted with alot, but he'd rather start off a friendship as just friends, hes honest, and likes to be 100% with you as much as he can. Hes very funny and always makes everyone laugh. Hes amazing at guitar and has a beautiful voice, and has a great taste in music. Hes very cute and has the most beautiful blue green eyes. He plays football and hes willing to stand up for others very much. He doesnt take it when others talk shit to others. He doesnt put up with it. He has a lot of inside jokes, and loves them.
He makes alot of self negative jokes, although he doesnt have many flaws. Hes very caring, and afraid of others caring, but would die for his best friends. They're like brothers.
He has some of the best relationships. He has a lot of deep conversations and it's always interesting and hes always sweet and tries his best. Hes a sweetie. Hold onto ones like Caden. You'll never find another like him.
He makes alot of self negative jokes, although he doesnt have many flaws. Hes very caring, and afraid of others caring, but would die for his best friends. They're like brothers.
He has some of the best relationships. He has a lot of deep conversations and it's always interesting and hes always sweet and tries his best. Hes a sweetie. Hold onto ones like Caden. You'll never find another like him.
Person: bruh who was that last night? He was so funny and sweet and adorable!!!
Person2: that was Caden!
Person: hes so amazing <3
Person2: that was Caden!
Person: hes so amazing <3
by I'm baby❤ April 21, 2020
Caden is a loyal, sarcastic one of a kind guy. Usually one of many children, typically brothers only. but is humble... at times. Wears glasses and plays sports. Usually basketball and baseball but is willing to try everything. Biggest heart out there and is someone you don’t let go of. Great listener. Typically has Brown hair and is known for their height.
by heyitstherightlife December 2, 2019
Caden is the absolute perfect person he is flawlessly immaculate and he is the sweetest person you will ever meet he is absolutely hilarious in every situation he is the most intellectually comfortable person in the multiverse and he is basically Prometheus Caden is the absolute best in every situation if you’re sad he’ll comfort you and make you laugh and if you’re happy he’ll make you cry because you can’t stop laughing 😆 Caden is just absolutely wonderful he’s just perfectly perfect and I love him so much and if you have one in your life they might be a little broken but you can help if you’re the right person and someone that he can talk to everything about and when he winks at you you feel like you’ve been elevated to the heavens even if you’re an atheist because his smile and his eyes and his facial features are just absolutely stunning
Caden winked at me today!
Did you feel as if you were all alone in the world with just him in this moment where time was slowed?
Did you feel as if you were all alone in the world with just him in this moment where time was slowed?
by GiselleAltamirano May 28, 2020