Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
by qpalzmtea June 7, 2010
Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.
by ô¿ô December 6, 2009
While someone is talking you subconciously finger the notes to any sont inside of you're head or on the piece of paper without realizing you are doing so or continue to play the whole song after the cut off is made by the conductor.
by knight behind the helm February 2, 2005
Competent Person Syndrome. Illness afflicting competent persons when working in an environment composed primarily of incompetent people. If others become aware of the competent person's abilities, the competent person will usually wind up being assigned more and more work. This will be a compliment of sorts, in that it will be recognition that the competent person is much better at his/her job than any of the slack-jawed simpletons otherwise populating the organization. However, burn-out and fatigue will ensue for the competent worker, as will resentment that the dimwits get paid the same amount for doing significantly less work. Thus, flare-ups of CPS are to be avoided by carefully meting out competence so as not to too harshly overshadow the achievements of others.
In order to avoid coming down with CPS, Nicholas made sure to perform only at the level demanded by his boss, and not any higher.
by Nicholas W June 20, 2008
by yousmelllikecocoa December 11, 2010
CPS, means a common pooping spot. A spot where there is lots of bird poo on the ground or even poo from other animals.
"i say tibby, there are lots of poopsies on the ground! this must be a common pooping spot?"
"ahh yes then it must indeed be a CPS, chuckle chuckle!"
"ahh yes then it must indeed be a CPS, chuckle chuckle!"
by bigupsidedowndaz April 17, 2010
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