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The Crisco Sleeve 

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.

Cinco sexual 

A person who likes boys, girls, gays, animals, and trees.
Jonah is so cinco sexual! I saw him still his peepee in a tree the other day!
Cinco sexual by Cincosexual person October 23, 2018

cinco-sexual 

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature
Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

Crisco Smile 

The face a woman makes after realizing the man she has just performed oral sex on has been bathing in bacon grease.
I just bought like 10 pounds of bacon so I can give Jessica the Crisco Smile this weekend.
Crisco Smile by BBQMcAwesome September 2, 2014

cinco stack 

a pill of e, or ecstacy, with 5 layers, or times the base amount, as compared to quadstack, as 4.
i picked up some cinco stack green telephone pokeballs today, gonna roll nutzzz
cinco stack by iDRANK-BONGWATER December 24, 2010

cinco stack 

A five meat five cheese hamburger.
Hey Matt why do you eat a cinco stack after every football practice?
cinco stack by mucha103 July 15, 2011