(1) Fucking yourself with your own legislation.
(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.
Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
(2) pulling out my poopy dick from banging my secret boyfriend as a straight married Christian governor of Kansas and slapping said poopy dick all over my boyfriends back because I'm too mad to admit im gay.
Sentence: "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
Sentence (1): I, Kansas governor Brownback, want to ban gay marriage unconstitutionally inviolation of federal law and instead follow the law of the bible, but dagdanbit, I done gone brownbacking myself by passing Amendment 1 "Sharia law" banning our state from following foreign law.
Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
Sentence (2): "hey Rick Santorum," tony giggled mischievously, "wanna get into some brownbacking tonight after your wife and kids fall asleep?"
by Chumbux February 12, 2015
Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.
Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.
by arose1 February 12, 2015
When you pull your cock out after anal sex, and rest it on your partners back leaving a brown racing stripe.
Sam Brownback says it's okay to fire LGBTpeople for no reason, let's Brownback and get out of Kansas fast.
by dr. rye February 12, 2015
The governor is such a brownback, he cut off all state funding for the arts to appease the teabaggers.
by notinkansasanymore June 1, 2011
To routinely and cowardly turn your back towards the shitstorm of intolerance and inequality even though you have sworn an oath to all men being created equal.
by jstewfan February 13, 2015
Verb - To go overboard and abuse whatever power you have (political or otherwise) to retaliate against an insignificant negative statement by someone with little to no influence, thus making a gigantic ass of yourself in the process.
Noun - A person who brownbacks
Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.
Noun - A person who brownbacks
Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.
"I'm going to post something on facebook about how I think Obama is lame."
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."
by unanimousdelivers November 28, 2011
The Governor of Kansas is a closeted homosexual whos favorite sexual acts includes all sorts of scat play, especially brownbacking.
by Brownback February 13, 2015