by Queen Know it all September 12, 2021
One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.
Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?
Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?
Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.
Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?
Lee: Way ahead of ya!
(laughter)
Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.
Lee: You know it!
Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?
Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.
Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?
Lee: Way ahead of ya!
(laughter)
Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.
Lee: You know it!
by mcface July 23, 2006
Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
by ETSlayer October 24, 2007
An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.
by mcface July 23, 2006
He’s funny loving and caring he puts his women and children first and will fight for what he loves. He’s artistic , smart and open minded he doesn’t have a jealous bone in his body and will be the king he is to his queen. Hard worker when he fines the job he like and lives everyday to the fullest.
by Forever2005 November 26, 2021
The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.
by Toomuchapplepie July 15, 2017
Miley Britton is a very annoying, rude girl who thinks everyone likes her. Secretly everyone strongly dislikes her. She cries about this and then her mom tells the principal and everyone has to start including her. She is trash.
by Bloody nutsacks April 26, 2020