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Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
boxers by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005
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The best and coolest type of underwear. worn by both women and men. The only bad thing about them is they don't hide boners. They are the best to wear in a boys locker room, because they are cool. they come in many styles and colors. They are loose fitting, short shorts worn underneath pants. they are made of either soft cotton or a scratchy material and have elastic in the waistband only. They are the only underwear to sag in.
In the locker room at my school boys get pantsed and wegies all the time. The ones who get pantsed and have boxers on are left alone after. The ones with other underwear are given wedgies.
Boxers by anjamin April 24, 2009
What people wear and therefore think they're the shit, but will only lead to badly bruised balls.
During cross-country practice, gs68 nearly destroyed his balls because he was wearing boxers.
boxers by dj gs68 August 4, 2003
the kind of underwear guys look sexy in!
i luv when i see a guy sagging his pants with his tommy boxers sticking out... makes me wanna give him head evern more!
Boxers by Michelle November 22, 2003
Evil. You dont need it. Shows erected tents all the time.
THat girl found out I wanted to sex her up cause if these!
boxers by Flame060 February 16, 2005
Underwear for men that give you free movement of your genitals. Like shorts only shorter, they separate the cool dudes from the nerds and sissies.
It is a cool dudes job to give a hanging wedgie every day to any boy who does not wear boxers.
The best underwear you can get, lets everything go free. Girls wear them too, I have no idea why.
I wear my boxers everyday because they are cool and stuff.
Boxers by Nigredo September 22, 2005