blue screen

Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.

by Chandler900 January 07, 2008

blue screen

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!

by TRH (a.k.a. The Rebecca Hunter) October 29, 2003

blue screen

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1

by 1337guy September 22, 2003

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 04, 2009

Blue Screen

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

blue screen

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

by Irate Worker again August 02, 2006

blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.

1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"

by Corvidae January 23, 2004