As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.
1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.
by IKU April 4, 2005
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A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.
The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.
by abcd_z August 12, 2010
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the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.
the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
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To hit someone with a large trout that weighs at least 20 pounds.
He was being annoying, so I blonked him.
by Kate the Toad Slayer September 16, 2007
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Very well built person (gym enhanced or natural), generally a man
That bouncer on the door of the club was blonks! I wouldn't mess with hin, for sheezy!
by CharlieOah February 17, 2003
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Blonk is the name of immature/disrespectful/rude fans of Blackpink. It is a name created by Blinks- Blackpink's fans that show the fandom in good light, by being respectful and mature. Blonks are usually very rude towards people from other fandoms or their own, and try to make their favourite group seeming superior to others or/and insult certain members/groups that they may dislike or feel threatened by.
iKONIC: Damn why are some people of your fandom going so hard on that member from a girl/boy group?

Blink: We do not really consider them part of our fandom, we call them Blonks, because they show BlackPink in bad light.
by Rosieareroses August 23, 2018
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Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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