If you are on a drug called Charlie Sheen while you are banging 7 gramm rocks... Also if you are considered to be bi-polar as your tiger blood will make you party epically.

You can only be Bi-Winning if you think that dying's is for fools.

A: Some are saying that ur bi-polar?
B: Wow, what does that mean?
A: I guess that You know you're on two inch of a spectrum.
B: Wow! And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen!

I'm Bi-WINNING

by Emandamn March 31, 2011

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Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"

"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....

by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011

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