Beowulf

Boring book they make you read at school, describing some hero called Beowulf killing a demon. Nobody except English majors really care about it.

Beowulf was a hero. He does hero stuff. He makes a point of being a dick about it. Beowulf is cool.

by Bluebeanpaste October 8, 2009

Beowulf

another word to sport wood, stiffy, chub, erection, or boner

"Dude you sporting a Beowulf?"

"I was griding on some girl and i had a Beowulf"

by Matt B& Chris February 25, 2008

Beowulf

A master of all he surveys, one who is always in control of all situations that he is in

by the wulf August 28, 2003

Beowulf

Call someone this when they are saying something or doing something repeatedly in a short time.

Guy: Hey can i get some of that?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
Guy: Hey can i have some?
You: He is Beowulf!

by pofo November 18, 2007

Beowulf

The act of trying using money or PayPal to solve your problems. Usually done by someone not too smart.

Origin: Somewhere in Turkey, Over the internet.

"You remember that one guy who tried to Beowulf the jury of his trial?"
"Yeah?"
"He totally got caught for it!"
"Wow, get owned!"

by loflmeowcatsrapeownedfailpwn August 21, 2009

Beowulf

Beowulf is to perform an act that is nearly superhuman or amazingly epic. Making you seem boarder line Spartan/Beowulf. This term can also be used for sexual intercourse or talking about previous sexual experiences.

Today i escaped out of jail and Beowulf'd that gate to freedom.

I saw this bad chick last night, needless to say i took her to my house and went all sorts of Beowulf on that pussy.

by jpkisses1 January 27, 2011

Beowulfness

Beowulf, the most awesomest warrior of all time, now has a adjective here. If you're bad-ass along with some kick-ass, you got some serious Beowulfness.

Dude, when you ran over those five guys to get a touchdown-that was some serious Beowulfness!!

by Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow November 19, 2007