Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d October 19, 2005

1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` August 20, 2008

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

by N. Culv September 9, 2003

Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...

by TheManTheyCall October 9, 2009

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019