bennos

aussie slang for benefit money (welfare money)

Stevo hurt his feelings at work and now collects bennos cause hes a lazy fuck

by antonio negrito May 11, 2014

benno

gingerman, owner of thecorpse.com

see heatholder

benno is ginger, he leaves red hairs in the shower.

by kyle October 6, 2004

Benno

A cute little pogchamp who you can snuggle up with and feel good about yourself. He also loves to lick ur toes cutie

That's such a benno moment

by massivepoopface June 17, 2021

Benno

a weird smart mean guy who triggers people and is the teachers favorite student.(especially in math)

Math teacher: I'll give you extra credit if we do you know what
Benno: Of course I will! I look forward to it.

by peppapigismyfavoriteanime June 2, 2017

benno

someone who repeatedly says something which I think is a sly dig at me

it's strawberry blonde

by Afrodizirex February 21, 2005

benno bear

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.

My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night

by The Danny O November 10, 2017

Funky benno

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.

Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!

by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021