Barrel

The mot feared creature on earth. No one has ever seen one and came back the same. They always turned on one another when they saw Barrels. A lot of the world's murders are because or the effect of Barrels. If you come across a Barrel sit in a chair and it won't hurt you. A crucifix won't help but a stephano will. If you do not happen to have a stephano then please by a bag of onions and peel each layers to ward off the evil Barrels with the power of Shrek.

Guy: Did you hear that noise?

Girl: It must be a Barrel! Do you have any onions..?

Guy: well no..

Guy: -runs out and touchs barrel- #2SPOOKY4U

Barrel: -disappears in dust-

Guy: Who needs shrek when you have hastags?

Barrel by PinaColata37 October 15, 2014

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barrel

A keg, or any large container of alcohol (such as a handle). Usually said with a hold on the el.

Trent: Where's the barrelllll?

barrel by DanTheMizan April 15, 2006

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Barrel

A Container or vessel commonly used to safeguard gold coins, potions or magical weapons of unimaginable power. It is a close relative of the Crate which is the updated version.

Did you see where I left my keys?

Its probably in that barrel over there.

Barrel by artbug August 19, 2013

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Barrel

To want someone dead or to wish extreme pain and suffering onto another person.

Derived from Walter White putting bodies in barrels in Breaking Bad

That guy gets a barrel for hitting his girlfriend.

Wow, that guy at McDonalds was a dick, he needs a barrel.

Text Example
Me: WTF why did you bang my girlfriend.
Friend: You weren't gonna do it.
Me: Barrel
Friend: Fuck You
Me: Fine, double barrel

Barrel by Ardynn March 5, 2021