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swiss bank account 

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
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Moral bank account 

The price of all your morals that you believe in.
Also the price that you can be bought with
Usually over 200 US dollars. This is for
Body whoring.
First Person- Hey how much is your moral bank account?
Second person- It's 213 dollars.

Sexual Bank Account

A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.
I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??
Sexual Bank Account by DaynaS March 14, 2008

Brooklyn Bank Account 

The act of wearing every piece of jewelry you own when going out.
Jim just robbed his auntie, jewelry box. He just opened up a Brooklyn Bank Account.

Private Bank account 

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.

BBAE (big bank account energy) 

The smug smile on ones face, and the confidence in their step knowing that they have three commas in their bank account. Can be used to compensate for small dick energy or alongside big dick energy.
When Jay-Z walked into the club you could tell he was packing commas by the way he walked, he's got BBAE (big bank account energy)

moral bank account 

This puts a dollar value on how moral or ethical a person is. The less money in the moral bank account the worse the person is.
Natty B has an overdrawn moral bank account due to his many and numerous instances of poor behaviour whilst intoxicated with sculse