Banana Slug

A wet, flaccid penis, usually after it's been freshly removed from a vagina, mouth, or rectum; thus resembling a slimy little slug. Can be the cause or consequence of ending sex.
(May also be used in verb form - see below)

Example 1:
To everyone's horror, Chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.

Example 2:
"I wouldn't have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and I was pretty much banana slugging it by that point."

by bslug February 04, 2010

banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.

by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008

Banana Slugs

To be falling in love with someone to catch feelings

Our code word to know if one of us were falling in love was banana slugs so when she played piano I replied with “banana slugs”

by Yikes yikes May 29, 2018

banana slug

A lesbian, a woman who engages in homosexual activities, one who admires lesbians, or a heterosexual woman who secrets a glue-like slime.

That homosexual woman is a banana slug. I wonder if she estivates?

by Martin Luther King Jr. January 17, 2008

banana slug bandit

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

by 1armwonder March 21, 2010

Banana Slug

A colloquial term for a Union Pacific Maintenance of Way train.

We were trying to get some work done today, but that banana slug gummed up the railroad.

by D.Bambowski November 05, 2021

Banana Slug

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

by EDubs June 07, 2020