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Stands for Bitch My Life, a commonly used expression to express any emotion, such as anger, depression, stress, or arousment.
Ginger: I have a english essay due tomorrow that I haven't started. BML.
Girl #2: Don't worry, I'll bitch it, I'll bitch it real good.

Ginger: Oh god, BML, that poodle is staring at me.
Girl #2: BML, I'm so aroused!
BML by GingerPoodleLover December 8, 2009
Related Words
Stands for "Be My Lover"
Example:

-"someone rate my picture"

-"BML"
BML by Geese_boy October 29, 2006
John: "Check out my Xbox achievements, I'm the Achievement King!"

Mikey: "BML, John"
BML by Mikey Broomers July 17, 2009
This is short for blow my life. This is used when something happens that upsets or makes you angry
boyfriend: "Hey baby, Can i come over today."
girlfriend: "No my parents are gonna be home."
boyfriend: "BML."
BML by mizzkriis April 2, 2009
It means "Blog My Life"
When you write about your stressful, crazy, confusing, or crappy life in online blog entries. Usually to get out the frustration or anger somewhere safe (there's an oxymoron, safe internet.)
A BML would look like:

"I was so upset when he didn't ask me out last night.
He sounded like he was going to and then...
Nothing! Ah!"

Used in Conversation:

"What a crazy day, thank god it's over! When I get home I'm going to bml."
bml by holyfrikkincrap June 4, 2009